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TheBrandoers

Free brand & marketing audit · limited slots

Find out why it's not working.

No deck. No pitch. A 60-minute working session with our team + a written diagnosis you can take to any agency — even if you don't hire us.

Trusted by MedLife, TJ Miles, Sweat, Traser Gold, Dr Diana, Raluca Harnagea, Puricel Vet · since 2017

What's in the audit

A full diagnosis, scoped to your business.

We don't do generic templates. Every audit is tailored to your industry, your funnel, and what's actually broken.

  • 01

    Brand positioning diagnosis

    Where you sit vs. competitors, what your audience actually believes about you, and the gap between the two.

  • 02

    Content performance review

    Which posts work, which don't, why — across Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, Facebook and LinkedIn.

  • 03

    Paid media audit

    Account structure, creative, targeting, CPL trends. Where your budget leaks and how to plug it.

  • 04

    Competitor teardown

    Top 3 competitors broken down on positioning, content cadence, ad strategy, and conversion paths.

  • 05

    Funnel & conversion check

    From the first impression to the customer. Where you lose people and which fixes move the needle most.

  • 06

    3-5 prioritized fixes

    A short, ranked list of what to ship next. With us, or with anyone else — your call.

How it works

From form to first insight in 5 business days.

  1. 01 / 03

    Apply

    Fill out the form below — takes 3 minutes. We use the answers to prepare the session and run a baseline analysis before we meet.

  2. 02 / 03

    60-minute working session

    You + Bogdan + our strategy lead. We look at your brand, content, paid media and competitors live. No slide deck — we work in your data.

  3. 03 / 03

    Written diagnosis

    Within 5 business days you receive a written report: what's working, what's broken, and 3-5 prioritized fixes you can ship — with us or without us.

Proof of work

Numbers, not vibes.

  • TJ Miles personal-brand

    From 10K followers to reality TV stardom.

    580K

    TikTok followers

  • Sweat Gym fitness

    Doubled ad results. Cut spend by 40%.

    -40%

    Ad spend reduction

  • Traser Gold jewelry

    1M+ organic impressions in 30 days.

    1M+

    Organic impressions

Who runs the audit

A team of doers, not a junior account exec.

You sit with the founders and the strategy lead. 8 years building, 50+ brands served, real receipts on every claim we make.

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8+

years executing

50+

brands served

12

specialists in-house

2

offices · NY + Bucharest

Quick answers

Before you apply.

Is it really free?

Yes. No card, no upsell trick, no auto-enrollment in anything. The audit pays for itself for us because ~30% of applicants become clients after the session. The other 70% leave with a useful diagnosis — and sometimes refer us later.

How long does it take?

The session itself is 60 minutes. We need 3-5 business days afterward to deliver the written diagnosis. Total: about 1 week from when you apply.

Who do I actually talk to?

You sit with Bogdan (founder) and the strategy lead on your industry. No junior account exec, no sales rep, no agency hand-off mid-call.

I've been burned by agencies before. Why is this different?

Almost every client we have today said the same on the first call. The difference: the audit comes BEFORE any commercial commitment. You see how we think, how specific our recommendations are, whether we understand your business — and you make a decision with full information.

What industries do you work with best?

Strongest fit: medical & dental clinics, aesthetic medicine, fitness, jewelry & luxury retail, veterinary, HoReCa, pharma, and personal brands (doctors, hairdressers, public figures). But we audit any service business with offline traction.

Do I have to switch agency to work with you after?

No. The audit doesn't commit you to anything. If you decide to engage us, we plan a clean transition that doesn't disrupt your current operation. If you don't, the diagnosis still helps you brief your current team better.

Why is the audit only available some months?

We cap audits at 8-10 per month per market so each session gets the depth it deserves. When the cap fills, the form pauses and you can request a slot for the next month.

Can I get the audit in person?

In Bucharest or Albany — yes, in our office, no extra cost. Anywhere else — we run it on Google Meet / Zoom, screen-shared so we can pull up live data together.

Apply now

Tell us about your business.

We pre-qualify every applicant so the session is high-signal. Takes 3 minutes.

  • Average response time: 4 hours
  • 8 audits / month / market — limited
  • No card. No commitment.

Your application lands in our Leadaro inbox. We respond from office@thebrandoers.com.